K I L L V A N H E L S I N G

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ALIEN HOTROD IS NOW AVAILABLE FROM YOUR ITUNES MUSIC STORE
		GIGS/TOUR DATES Please see our myspace pages for news of where and when we are playing in your area in the near future TO GET YOURSELF AN AUTOMATIC EMAIL FLYER TELLING YOU WHERE AND WHEN WE'RE PLAYING LIVE - WHY NOT ADD YOUR NAME TO OUR MAILING LIST - ITS EASY, JUST FILL OUT THIS REQUEST FORM
		Yowza creeps-in-the-night! Some of you brainboxes will have noticed that we now have a myspace site for Kill Van Helsing and the reason for this is that we can schmooze with all the 'industry' types, do lunch, and get gigs real easy, we've got a couple lined up already and plenty more interest. That means more earsplitting, head crunching gigs for you to come to! For the time being both sites will be run in conjunction unless people get too lazy to look at proper website! Go and have a look - drop us a message and add yourself to our growing 'Friends of Kill Van Helsing' list. Another advantage of the myspace site is that we won't get arseholes from casinos and can't get it up saddos filling our guestbook with crap, don't buy their stuff and if you see them in the street - kick them!

		Surfee! Grazer was surfing the net and came across these top pics of our lovely selves from our gig up t'north in Birmingham. We've only put a few of the tasty snaps on here, but have a look at the site Disturbing for more. If you happen to be playing in the midlands and want some shots doing, why not invite the photographer chap along? He's very good!

		T-Shirts... We have only 3 T-shirts left now, a small, a large and an extra large. We recommend you get your orders in quickly for these exclusive Tees. You can order through Paypal at our shop.
Moves Afoot! The Gavster has upsticks and moved himself to the old city of Bristol because of the stoopid idiots getting in his way whilst driving the Ghostly Galaxie to work. Similarly Grazer has moved to facilitate a more easy commute for earning crusts! This means that Kill Van Helsing is no longer be a "Frome based" band, not that it matters where the hell you're from, unless you actually are from Hell!

	Global Domination Enterprises Every now and then, something happens in the mortal world and we get to thinking that this could be our big chance to take over, like Van Helsing the movie for instance... just wait until they try and release the sequel Kill Van Helsing!!! Anyway, it came to our attention some weeks ago that THQ Inc. were releasing a '50's B-movie inspired video game called Destroy All Humans which is, if you don't know already, one of the tracks from our 'Alien Hotrod' cd. The CD's name was shortened from 'Alien Hoodlums In Hotrods From Outer Space' which we thought was a tad long. Just a tad mind! So we've been in contact with THQ's Global Manager for Media Relations and found that we were too late to get any of our music into the game. Well there's always next time eh?

	WANT TO BUY OUR RECORDS? Western Star Records have released our first proper studio album entitled Alien Hotrod. This means that if you've heard our old self produced stuff, downloaded our MP3 stuff, seen us live in the past or just loved us and wanted more, you will now be able to order Alien Hotrod in your local record shop, that's provided you live in any part of the civilised world [and some parts of Shepton Mallet.] Go order it now! The Catalog number to quote is WSRC 002. So belt down to the shops and wave your money at the shopkeeper today! Western Star Records have also released a compilation album of space themed stuff called Depravity in Zero Gravity. It's a high quality studio recorded CD (no demos etc). We've got two tracks on there, 'Quatermass' and 'Destroy all Humans' so if you fancy blasting the flesh of humans and obliterating the human race - then this is what you'll need to hum along to!		DIGITAL MUSIC... You can now download our Alien Hotrod album from the itunes music store. Just fire up your itunes software and type Kill Van Helsing in the search box. You can choose to download the whole album or just the tracks that you like - then stick em on your ipod and take us with you where ever you go! You can't beat instant gratification...

			Plugger So you're in a band or in the music industry and you've heard the new album - you'll no doubt be asking yourself - who did such a fantastic job of producing it! Well the answer is of course the talented Mr. Paddy J. Richardson - Has he got a website? Why yes - Click Here to pay him a visit! Need another reason to visit? He also has one of our tracks - Quatermass available as an Mp3 download from his site.
	Have your say... Do you ever wish you could leave us a message or add a link to your own website from this one? Well you can! The best way is to hop over to: WWW.MYSPACE.COM/KILLVANHELSING You can now only view our old guestbook - we have had to close it down due to spam wankers and we will be using myspace for this kinda thing from now on - sorry. VIEW OUR OLD GUESTBOOK		FREE Mp3 Music If you want to hear what we sound like, surf on over to Western Star Records Where you'll find that they have some samples from the new album for you to download. There are some songs on our myspace too - see left...